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September 24, 2020 Headline News No Comments Email Email

Some of you may recall that I recently wrote an article called “The Perfect Solution to Get Stranded Aussies back Home and It Is Not Planes!” and you can check it out.

The article was about a colleague and friend thinking outside the box, with cruise specialist J.L. Smith [AKA Jordan] messaging me to say that he had the perfect solution to getting thousands of stranded Australians back home.

Yes as I said in the article I thought he might be going crazy or was suffering from “non-travelling COVID” syndrome as he is an avid traveller but recently as we are aware like the rest of us has been restricted to Australia, but when Jordan told me what his thoughts were, it all began to make sense.

Why?  Well, let me tell you.

Jordan’s amazing and absolutely logical plan is to use….wait for it….cruise ships and I know that some of you may think that I have gone as crazy as Jordan, but hang on and read on, it makes perfect sense!

Reportedly, there are over 330 cruise ships laid up all over the world right now, with 33 around the UK alone doing nothing.

With 25,000 Australians reportedly stranded and at say 50% capacity of an average 3,000 guest ship, so say 1.550 guests per ship, that is only just over 16 ships, so let’s call it 20 ships!  That is not even all the ships laid up in the UK!

So, how would it work?

These ships or at least the ones that could be brought into service quickly, could be deployed to pick up in the various locations where the majority of the stranded Aussies are located or on the way to Australia, with the routes reflecting those locations, with only short flights or road trips required to get to the embarkation ports.

The guests would be tested preboarding along with any other required protocols and tests and placed into immediate quarantine, which would then avoid them having to go into quarantine for two weeks when they get back to Australia, meaning they can go straight into the arms of their loved ones, with the ships dropping guests off in various ports.

The guests could also be tested through the voyage and in addition cruise ships have first class medical teams and facilities, with the bonus that let’s say a voyage to Australia from Europe with only technical refuelling stops takes around four weeks, while two weeks would be in quarantine, two weeks could be the stunning bonus of a two week cruise!

The guests could be put in balcony cabins only and until their onboard quarantine is over they would not be allowed into public areas, which is very much what crew joining ships today to keep them going in lay-up or those operating cruises have to do.

The guests could also take pretty well unlimited luggage with them!

The on board protocols for when they are out of quarantine onboard could be very much like the very strict protocols visionary companies like MSC Cruises and Costa Cruises are already using with what appears to be significant success.

If per chance there was some sort of outbreak then it is very straightforward to isolate guests and also place the whole ship in quarantine and also if the medical facilities become under too much pressure additional medical support can be provided to the ship.

The best part of all this is that from our rough calculations, it could be would cost no more and probably a lot less than flights!

In addition, hotel quarantine would not be required in Australia, the risk of any infection being brought into Australia is significantly reduced if not even eradicated, and the process also helps the cruise companies utilise their ships and get their crew working.

So, I also said Mr Morrison and Mr Albanese, while I am sure or hope you have your thinking caps on, Jordan has come up with the perfect solution…so forget planes and think cruise ships and thanked Jordan and said, “let’s see if the Government takes up your idea…because for certain they should”!

So I sent an email to Mr Morrison and a phalanx of Ministers and also a range of mainstream media, including Sunrise, Today and others and amazingly I did not receive a reply from anyone…that is until today!!

I was so excited to see that I had an email from the Federal Government, but my enthusiasm was soon dampened when I read the content of the attached letter and here it is, which is why I laughed!

I suppose that in reality I should have expected nothing better, but it would have been nice if their reply has demonstrated a miniscule amount of interest or even that they had even considered what I had said!

Ah well, l had another laugh and please feel free to join me!

A report by John Alwyn-Jones

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